What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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