My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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