Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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