Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Randomize
