I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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