Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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