Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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