What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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