You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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