He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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