you will always have a special place in my vag
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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