thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We need a shit load of segways right now
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Randomize
