It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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