I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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