I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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