Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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