Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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