So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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