Sry I called you an 8
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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