I don't think brook has ever known best
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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