Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
