and i looked up. we had an audience...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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