my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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