he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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