ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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