:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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