I don't remember. Are we still dating?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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