he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Of course I have a pirate flag
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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