Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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