found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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