i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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