It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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