Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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