I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
