sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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