I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
