Small penises have feelings too.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Randomize
