I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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