When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Damn victory sex feels great
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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