Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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