I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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