so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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