Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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