best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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