what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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