At least make sure they are 18
Why
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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