I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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