Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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