I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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