You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I forgot wine drunk hurts
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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