He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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