oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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