Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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