did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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