I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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