I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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