Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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