did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just invented taco cereal.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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