I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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